This came out last year, but I’m still proud of it. When I was a kid I absolutely adored The Little Mermaid movie, but there’s a lot of shit wrong with that movie specifically. Ariel, in the original book by Hans Christen Andersen, dies at the end of the story. It’s supposed to be a cautionary tale about having to change yourself too much to fit in with shitty princes who end up marrying some other chick anyway because they don’t value you. And Disney turned it into Teen Marriage Propaganda. In hindsight, that’s pretty messed up.
So I took the mermaid idea back. What if I’m an aquatic messenger of death? They put their trash trawlers in my ocean. They can’t be surprised when I show up with some consequences. Hey, your yacht sucks. I hope you’re cool with it sinking to the bottom of the ocean. And I have neat bongos!