Will Neckbeard ever find true love without giving out his credit card number?
Love, Joolz - Hey, I look like Dune
I’m not saying I started surfing because of Dune, but the wetsuits are certainly a selling point. Also, why don’t they surf on sand in Dune? That’s a thing. Way to leave money on the table.
-Love, Joolz
Love, Joolz - Tuck and Plant
Hey, I wasn’t gonna leave you hanging. Here’s the actual surf tip I came up with the day certain people got perforated in the neck by certain other people.
-Love, Joolz
Love, Joolz - Greatest Surf Tip Ever
It's true. I had my biggest breakthrough in surf training on the day Charlie Kirk got assassinated. How annoying.
-Love, Joolz
Love, Joolz Surfriday - Turtle Roll
Love, Joolz surf tips are for entertainment purposes only. If you happen to learn useful stuff from here, that’s on you. Surf at your own risk.
-Love, Joolz
Love, Joolz - My New Band and Song
Here is a preview of Ice Agents Suck, the cartoon music video work in progress. The song goes on for a full 2 minutes, but I've only got about 40 seconds roughed out so far. Yes that's my voice singing as Blackbird. As it turns out I've been a secret musician all along. I'm just as surprised as you are.
