I remember reading a social post where someone said “AI is making everyone sound flat and samey-samey. Now is the time to be your weirdest, most unhinged self.” And I was like “Isn’t that all I ever give you? How dare the internet accuse me of being mid. So I threatened to write a comic about surf wax. And then I drew it.
So here’s an expanded review of the surf waxes I’ve discussed here.
Mr. Zoggs Sex Wax - This is the one everyone starts on. It’s fine. I’ve tried it and it does the job, I guess. I feel like it can be a little stiff as a wax. I like my waxes to be a little more buttery and creamy. But since it’s the wax most everyone starts on, it’s baby’s first surf wax. Bonus round for all the many dick jokes I can make with this wax.
Sticky Bumps - The San Diego standard. Sticky Bumps’ warehouse is based in Vista, CA. I really dig their surf wax because it’s a bit softer and more buttery than the other waxes I’ve tried. I love how soft and easy this wax goes on. I even ordered their Tour Series recently, which is even tackier than the normal Sticky Bumps wax. I’ll let you guys know how the Tour series works out.
Mrs. Palmers - I was very surprised by this wax. I happened to receive a bar of this wax free with another surf purchase I made, and wow. It’s sticky! I love a good sticky wax that spreads easily. I would’ve bought more bars of this wax, but the easiest places to find this stuff online is Amazon and we all know I ain’t supporting Jeff Bezos’s entitled ass. But if I find a local surf shop that sells this stuff again, I’ll pick it up again.
How’s that for weird? How dare anyone accuse me of being mid. Let this never happen again.