We’ve all heard the Man vs. Bear debate. But has anyone stopped to consider that man’s greatest competitor isn’t bears or even other partners? No. It’s cats. More often, we see women eschewing the dating market to care for a pet instead and this comic just outlines why. Either sign up for a cat-sized load or a man-sized load. What’s it gonna be?
It’s sad. Capitalism and Patriarchy lied to all these dudes, convincing them the greatest thing they could do with their lives was appeasing capitalists. Media propaganda reminds men over and over again that work and making money mattered more than nurturing community. Nobody programs cats to be assholes. They come that way naturally. But at least their litter box is easier to clean up.