King Kong vs Slenderman

I have a horrible feeling I’m gonna have to draw King Kong vs. Slenderman. I have to do it now, don’t I? Oh brother. Don’t worry, I won’t use AI to make it. Love, Joolz comics and cartoons are made with Genuine Stupidity. True human fault and folly went into this pile of loudness for your entertainment and enlightment. Anyway…

There have been industry threats to replace artists entirely with AI to make feature films, but I say try it. It’s not like their current choices have been great. Nobody asked for live action remakes of old movies we’ve already seen. Nobody asked for visual effects on every little frame. Nobody asked for corporate brand movies. Infomercial, but make it movie. No. Nobody up there seems to making smart choices, so I say try making a movie out of AI. Do it. Get an AI generated script Use AI generated characters. Use AI generated designs. Maybe?? Somehow?? Get the thing to do everything on model??? AI generated marketing campaign. AI everything. I say let them do it and see what kind of mid AF drivel comes out of it. Honestly I think it’ll be a little nightmareish. The kind of thing you pass around to your friends in high school when you’re drinking stolen beers after Disney Plus tosses it back into the Vault. Studio Heads seem to think “Computers!” is the answer to everything. Computers will make the money come back. When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail I guess.

TL:DR An AI Generated movie would suck ass.

My Read-Or-Dies, I really had to think hard about King Kong vs. Slenderman as the fake AI movie title for the joke. I wanted their failing title to be something a normal person would look at and go WTF that’s a dumb idea. I tried to think of the stupidest idea ever. But all I could go down to was King Kong vs. Slenderman. It’s really hard to be a person imitating a computer imitating a person.

I wonder if I failed because King Kong vs. Slenderman might be sort of awesome.